Today, I begin a series of short articles related to famous people I'd like to meet.
On days when you're feeling an extremely low, or non-existent, level of self-esteem, do you ever find yourself using the remote control to entertain yourself by flipping through endless boring channels on Comcast or Dish Network?
Perhaps, in a moment of loathing self-abuse, you've found yourself staring at the Faux News Channel. If so, you've noticed the frequency with which Ann Coulter appears on Faux News. Each time I see Coulter, it brings to mind one of the people I'd most like to meet.
His name is Dr. Chang E. Yu, an internationally recognized surgeon, who several years ago, using the most advanced surgical techniques of the time, miraculously transformed Dan Coulter into "Ann" Coulter who, according to Sean Hannity, is a remarkably handsome woman albeit with manly knuckles.
Dr. Yu's techniques were so precise he was able to transform Dan Coulter's tiny, conservative-sized penis into "Ann's" female genitalia that has become very appealing to conservative men and more than a few conservative women.
www.danasann.com
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